No Use for Stupid People
They are everywhere. You try to avoid them, hide from them, RUN, but there are so dang many it becomes impossible to get away.
She, cocks her head to the side, trying to look cute and then says "Okay, so like I was thinking, um, like, ok, this is the thing..."
You're THINKING?!?!?! *Bang* you're dead.
No, no I wouldn't really kill anyone but in my head I am *screaming* SHUDDDUUUPPPPP!! Oh gee, if you can't even put one sentence together maybe you should just STOP TALKING or practice speaking with animals!!
She licks her lips and changes the direction of the head angle and continues, "...is this, okay, umm, this thingy here, do you think I could, okay, like ..."
*Bang Bang Bang* ARGGGHHHH!!
You're 40 years old, WHEN oh WHEN will the Valley Girl crap STOP!!!!
Her eyes slightly widden momentarily and she shakes her head a little as if to collect the ONE thought that is banging around in there like a ball inside a pinball machine, "ah, move this to the OTHER side of the, um, machine there, so like, I could put the pencil sharpener closer to me?"
YOU NEED PERMISSION FOR THAT???
Some one help the girl, or better yet, Help ME!
posted by Sillilisteridatidester @ 7:01 AM
Stupid people...it has reached epidemic proportions. Who do we contact FEMA, the CDC?
I work with many of them. There's a project manager that was 30 minutes late to a conference call because the recorded voice was British and prompted him to press the "hash" key instead of the commonly known "pound" key. THIRTY MINUTES? Should this guy be managing anything?
I was stunned it took him that long to figure it out and shocked that he admitted his ignorance and furthermore, had the audacity to be livid with the rest of us for not informing him of that little factoid!